Toilets #2

Even the title is funny if you think about it.

O.K. the much anticipated continuation of the toilet stories.

I hate(along with everyone else) using porta-pots. The only thing worse than using one is being in a hurry snatching the door open just as a 70 year old woman is in mid-wipe. I am not sure who was more horrified her or me but we both screamed like little girls. Believe it or not that was such a bad day in my life that that incident was the best part of the day.:0

The first time my little nephew Andy came to our house he had to go. We sat him in on the toilet and shut the door for some privacy. A few minutes go by and we hear him gagging. Are you alright? Yes I'm fine. So another few minutes go by and again we hear more gagging. What's wrong? Nothing I'm just pooping. The poor little boy stinks so bad that he gags himself. Even when my sister passes gas in her van the poor boy almost vomits. :)

This involves going to the bathroom but there is no toilet involved. Chandra was a kid at camp Maranatha swimming in the lake, when the urge suddenly hit. The bathrooms were too far away for her liking so she proceeded to contaminate the lake. A little flounce of the bathing suit and away the evidence floated. Don't ever swim down stream of Chandra.

The next one is about my eating an entire medium sausage Donatoes pizza by myself. It wasn't long after that my stomach started to percolate. I was hoping to make it home but it wasn't going to happen. I told Chandra to pull over at the next gas station. The count down had begun and there was no way to terminate it. I went flying into the gas station and made a b-line to the mens restrooms just to see OUT OF ORDER. I turned around and looked at the cashier and she saw the panic on my face and she yelled out across the store USE THE WOMENS. I have heard stories that they had to replace the toilet in the womens restroom after I was through. The best part was the look on the 2 womens faces when I finally came out. :0

Jaguar flushed his underwear down the toilet. We had to completely remove the toilet and pull the underwear out of the bottom of the toilet.

I am sure there are more stories but that is all I think of right now.