A few years ago while at Disney during Christmas, we decided to go to a Christmas Dinner. My mom and dad, Chandra and myself attended the dinner. Imagine how thrilled I was to find out we were sitting at tables that sat 10 people. So that meant we had to hold a conversation and be cordial with 6 total strangers, neither of which I am good at doing. We did the polite thing and introduced ourselves, which is where I was hoping it was going to end but like usual someone asked another what they did for a living and now we all had to share. Nobody ever seems to know what a farrier is and if you say horseshoer someone always asks horrified "you shoot horses?" No!! I SHOE horses. For some reason this just drives me nuts anymore. Mainly because I know how the entire conversation is going to go but I can't seem to stop it. After an evening of strangers sharing their complete life story with me and acting like I know their aunt Ruth, who you know has gout real bad, I started thinking of funny occupations I could tell people I did if I was ever in a situation like this again. The one I think I liked best was Bovine Lactation Consultant. This job is about the lactation needs of cows. Proper grip of the utter, proper stroke technique, and basically anything we can do to make the cow happier with it's lactation experience. I know it is odd but it is the only way I can make it through situations like this.
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So would you be a member of the Moo-Leche? lololol. Okay. First of all, you're the first person that I've met that's like me and admits it outloud! You have a running comedic commentary in your mind, basically entertaining yourself no matter where you are! LOL We are never alone with a mind like that and can chuckle to ourselves when no one knows why. LOL
next time just say you are a "master of equine podietry" and see where that goes.
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