For 3 easy payments of $49.99 you to can rid yourself of your double chins. Just wear this collar made of the very best elephant intestine proven to tighten and firm the chin area every night as you sleep.
Disclaimer: Collar may smell of elephant feces and or flagellation. Collar may cause baldness. Collar may cause a lengthening of the nose. Collar may leave a brown mark around your head.
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