Damron Party of 2

10 - 15 years ago I decided to take Chandra out on Valentines Day for dinner. The plan was we were going to eat at the Holiday Inn at the airport and stay all night and go swimming. When we got there the pool was closed so we decided not to stay at the Holiday Inn but we were still going to eat there because we really liked the restaurant's prime rib. When we went to order guess what no prime rib. We were kind of bummed out with how the evening was going so we decided to try Longhorn and see if we had any better luck. I forgot it was a Friday evening and Valentines day, when we arrived at Longhorn there were people every where. There was no way we were going to get eat for at least an hour or two. As we went up to put our names in the Hostess was shouting this is the last call for Damron party of two. Me and Chandra looked at each other and about the same time said we are Damron. The hostess just looked at us like we were crazy but she went ahead and sat us at the table. The rest of the meal I just sat there worrying about a 300 pound muscle builder showing up and saying he was Damron. I decided if Damrons showed up we were just going to offer to buy their meal, but as far as we know Damrons never did show up. I know, I know it is not the most ethical or Christian thing to do but you just can't mess with a man and his Prime Rib!!!