Friday, November 30, 2007

Green

GREEN
Green is now officially my least favorite color thanks to AL GORE!!! If I have to hear one more thing about being green I am going to be sick. Every TV program now has some sort of green message to help us earth hating mongers know how bad we are destroying mother earth. I thought I had heard it all until the other day when I saw the story about the woman having an abortion because she didn't want another person adding to the Carbon Footprint. ARE YOU KIDDING? She just hates it when people judge her for murdering her kid (her words) and the fact she wanted to be sterilized so she wouldn't have to have anymore abortions. She has no problem with lecturing a woman with a lot of children about the damage she is doing to the planet. I don't care if she gets herself sterilized in fact I prefer it to her murdering more babies. Even Kermit hates being green. It ain't easy being green.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The rapture is going to take place before the Hybrids make any difference; and when we are up in Heaven, we can look down at all the Greenies that are wondering why they're still here. LOL Aww, that almost sounded mean. Look what you're doing to me.

Anonymous said...

a couple of good greens:

1. green and gold -- the packers.
2. green veggies -- good for you

Anonymous said...

I'll give you the packers, however there is no such thing as a good green vegetable.

Jonthan